Terrible or terribler–whatever your opinion on the future, I think we can all agree that this video of a “DIY Cyborg” having his friend implant a massive computer chip into his arm without any anesthesia is both OMG and FAIL.

The chip German biohacker Tim Cannon had implanted into his forearm is entirely open source, allowing him full control over the biometric data it collects. It’s also huge, since it comes with a battery pack that charges wirelessly.

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With Auto-Tune Arm Implant, we’ve combined two decades of software innovations with space-age nanotechnologies to engineer a portable, hands-on solution for all of your vocal production needs. It’s so simple: A powerful “smart path” taps right into your neural networks for lightning-fast processing, while an intuitive tactile interface. Jan 16, 2019  Nessly the autotune implant rapper went viral, but it wasn’t by luck. Nessly went viral through a carefully planned marketing strategy and is now getting millions of views and tons of followers.

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I’m eagerly anticipating our cyborg future, but will probably wait until chip design gets a little sleeker and we can be pumped full of glorious numbing agents.

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It’s April Fools today and the pro audio industry has been joking around like its making it money. We are diligently gathering the best pro audio humor from today in a single post for you to enjoy. Trust me, it’s good stuff!

Ableton ReChorder

Ableton released ReChorder, its own take on the almighty recorder. An elegant weapon for a civilized age, ReChorder combines a “hardware” instrument with a legit software counterpart that you can actually download and use in Live right now. I like how Ableton is going all in for April Fools like that. ReChorder has presets for seemingly every scenario, such as kindergarten party, and also features Skill, Scale, Viscosity, Blow over, X-Pressure, and Chordyness controls. Is this an April Fools joke or the realest recorder simulation around? Grab the freebie and hear for yourself…

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Volcasette

KORG announced the Volcasette Casette Player and Multi-track recorder, an item I’d legitimately like to own because the nostalgia hits too hard. And looking at the hyper-realistic Photoshop job, which depicts an incredibly well-thought unit that I’m sure would function superbly if it were real, I find myself GAS-ing hard for this thing that will probably never be. C’mon, KORG, you’ve already done half the job – make volcasette happen!

RTAS, VST: Download: Head Crusher Free 1.0: Freeware: AU, RTAS, VST: Download: Freeware by Audio-Assault. Bass Grinder Free: Plug-ins & effects - Metal virtual bass guitare amps and cabs: Grind Machine Free: Plug-ins & effects - Metal virtual amp: KlipFreak: Plug-ins & effects - Clipper plug-in. HeadCrusher Free is aa analog saturation plugin. Use it on drums,vocals,bass,master track to add power or simply to destroy a track. HeadCrusher Free is a free saturation plugin. Use it on drums,vocals,bass,master track to add power or simply to destroy a track. Unlike the full version of the product, the free version features a single saturation mode (five in the full product) and lacks some advanced controls such as filter resonance and distortion character switches. Mar 27, 2019  size 2.41 MB / 9.93 MB HeadCrusher Free is aa analog saturation plugin. Use it on drums,vocals,bass,master track to add power or simply to destroy a track. ( 2.41 MB ) ( 9.93 MB ). Head crusher vst free download mediafire.

Auto tune on garage band In this beginner’s guide, i’ll show you how to use autotune in GarageBand for macOS. Love it or loathe it, Autotune (or pitch correction) is everywhere in music right now. While it’s sometimes used as a creative tool in itself, dialed up to 11 to create a robotic, warbling sound that’s become ubiquitous with artists like T-Pain.

Mercuriall – Living Tubes

Amp sim developer Mercuriall is adding another dimension of realism to its tube simulation technology with the introduction of Living Tubes – an accurate representation of tubes deteriorating and breaking over time. After all, how real can an amp simulator be if it does not require regular maintenance and periodical investments in new tubes to replace the old, worn out ones? Not just any ol’ tubes, of course – we are talking matched pairs/quartets and boutique brands from America, China and Russia! All available from Mercuriall’s web store, at true-to-life prices. Never before has the agony and ecstacy of owning a real tube amp been recreated in such exquisite detail!

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I’m letting Antares speak for themselves here, because… well…

With Auto-Tune Arm Implant, we’ve combined two decades of software innovations with space-age nanotechnologies to engineer a portable, hands-on solution for all of your vocal production needs. It’s so simple: A powerful “smart path” taps right into your neural networks for lightning-fast processing, while an intuitive tactile interface makes one-handed operation a breeze.

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12 Tone Randomizer

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Bulgarian orchestra/choir sampling deity Strezov Sampling chimed in with the free 12 Tone Randomizer instrument for Kontakt. What does it really do? I’d rather let the video, narrated in a remarkably thick Eastern European accent, do the ‘splaining…

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